well, he’s weird, kind of spastic
yeah, not quick at all, just very thick
and I heard he’s sick - a lunatic!
anyways, he can be a prick and if
you see him grab the matchsticks
he’s going to use a stick for a wick
and burn some motherfucker down!
that’s how Xyrastic is - not my pick.
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